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Monday, June 21, 2021

Mom and Pop Show: Mom Shops for Things for the Dog

Pop: Okay, how much did you spend?

Mom: Never mind!

 

Pop: Right around forty-five dollars?

 

Mom: Right around there.

 

Pop: No, no “around there”! How much?

 

Mom: Fifty-four dollars.

 

Pop: Okay. I regard it as an investment.

 

Mom (astonished): You do?

 

Pop: Sure. Now he won’t have to chew all our things. 

 

(Mom thinks silently: Yeah, as long as we put our things out of his reach….)

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