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Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Mom and Pop and Their Undying Hearts' Desires

Pop: Okay, you got the dog you wanted, so now I get to have the Hayabusa I want. 

Mom (who isn't the world's fasted thinker) [PAUSE, then] No, you bought that Ford van you wanted, I got the dog, and now we're even, so if you get the Hayabusa, I get a horse, and your van can tow the horse trailer!

Pop: The Hayabusa will fit in the van. It won't need a trailer. 

Mom (silent but unconvinced)

Note: This debate has no end in sight.

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